today when i took my vicodin before i was gonna sleep...
Kristen: I'm waiting for you to take it...
Me: I took it 5 minutes ago
Kristen: Why aren't you flipping out yet?
Me: I'm not mainlining heroin, Kristen, I'm taking a painkiller pill!
Kristen: But when are you going to imagine things?
Mom: He may just knock out without anything
Kristen: Now he is going to fake hallucinations!
Me: KRISTEN, THERE IS A MONSTER EATING YOUR FACE! WATCH OUT!!!
